- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Women outside of the kitchen.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

they're dead. idiot.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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