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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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