- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

i killed my family

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

"Knock knock" Come in!

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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