Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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