- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

knock knock come in !

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

this website even though its hilarious.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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