- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

The GOV and the WHO?

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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