Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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