Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Gay republicans

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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