What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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