- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Justin with a hat.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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