knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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PENIS

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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