What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Your Mother

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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