What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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can you pass the soap?

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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