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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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