How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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I was once a hamster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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