- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

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