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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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