Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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