Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

A midget walked under a bar.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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