A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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