- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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