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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A seal walks into a club.