- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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