- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Pianos.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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