- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Homosexualism is so gay man

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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