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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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