- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

A man walked into a bar owch

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

knock knock go away!!!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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