I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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