What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Daniel is a fag

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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