Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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