My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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You just read this ..

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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