Your so gay, that you like men!

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I walk into a bar...

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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A American seeking into mexico

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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There's my tractor.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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