Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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