shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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