what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Anti Joke

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