roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

this website even though its hilarious.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

im @ work, LOL.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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