- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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