- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Your Mother

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

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