- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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