A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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