Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A hill billy went fishing

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

You just read this ..

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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