Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A storm be brewin!

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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CFL

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Mahmy

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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