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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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