A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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