Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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