Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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