what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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