Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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