Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Hi Adam,

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Christians

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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