- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Women outside of the kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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