Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Women's Rights

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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