I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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2 black kids walk into school

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Anti Joke

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