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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why so serious ?

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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