- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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