- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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