- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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