- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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