why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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