- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What happened to my sunglasses?

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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