- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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