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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

noah is a scrub jungle

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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