What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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