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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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