- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Sir, your wife is dead

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals