- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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