Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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