Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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