George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Title IX

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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