- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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