You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

You having friends.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Katy Perry

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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