- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Cancer. Super Cancer.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

whats 7+4? 74

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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