Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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