What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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