i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Roses are red, yup.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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