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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Caolan and Eamon

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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