- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

FUS RO DAH!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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