What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

69

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Badabing.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

hi bye

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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