What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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