- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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