- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Guest what? Dog

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

alert("Hello");

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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