- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What would Muhammed do?

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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