- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

#Getweird

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Gus's mom

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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