Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

oh hey.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

dry handjob

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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