What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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