Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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