Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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