why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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