- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why so serious ?

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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