A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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