- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Title IX

What's two plus two? Window

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Rush Limbaugh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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