- Anti Joke

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

It got hit by a rocket.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.