Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Jack Stevens

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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