- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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