- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

who's a slut... you're mom

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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