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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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