you dint have to be a jew matt

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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