- Anti Joke

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

a black man did not eat chicken.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness