how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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